cobaltdays:

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

don’t risk it

moon-alexi:

muketextposts:

if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist

I’m sorry

loverboyluke:

this is rude as hell 

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

john–laurens:

satanicblowjobs:

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

Of fucking course

deadmugen:

deadmugen:

got an interview tomorrow

I just got hired, reblog this to manifest the job u want into reality

hungwy:

Who made these worms soggy? Was it you? *pushes you* huh? *pushes you again*

hal-meoni:

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

jacquesspier:

if 2018=20GAYteen, does that mean 2019=20BIteen?

things that need to be cheaper

bamhbies:

  • tattoos
  • travelling 
  • lingerie
  • a hitman willing to take out trump
  • concert tickets

lucasnipples:

valentinecrown:

mattfrombusted:

why is it called lukewarm

like why isn’t medium warm

who is luke

image

get this away from me